Here’s A Trailer For The “RoboCop” Remake


If you enjoyed the original RoboCop but couldn’t handle the subversive humor, satire, and prevalent social themes, have I got good news for you! The trailer for the watered down remake is here, and boy does it sure look swell. There isn’t a single hint of that alienating intelligence here, just good ol’ fashioned explosions and gunfire!! And this is only the beginning of the “remake it and water it down” trend! Up next is a remake Dr Strangelove, but this version is the pro-war bonanza we all know it should be!

This piece of garbage hits theaters on February 7th, 2014.